i have a lot of favorite dave quotes but i think about this one daily
I’m sorry but omg
That dog knows what he’s doing.
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All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win
i would so go on a walk with you
if i feel like i just had a religious experience watching that, holy fuck, i can only imagine what that girl felt like.
"If a woman has [the right to abortion], why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t result in anyone’s death."
-Something Maine lawmaker Lawrence Lockman actually said
my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet